Here is a video that will serve as evidence as to the low quality of parenting I have been receiving. To have recorded it and even broadcast it only goes to show the level of their shamelessness.

In the video, I said, "Oh sh*t! a Christmas tree!" in response to the Christmas tree in our apartment complex being lit up. This is not a word that is used often in the house but I picked it up somehow and decided to use it "appropriately", which surprised my parents.